“You know, men do deserve to get paid more than women.”

“Oh really.”

“Yeah!”

“And why is that?”

“Guys eat more than girls, and we have to spend more for food to fuel our bodies, so we deserve to get paid more.”

“I see. Well, girls have more hair than guys, and have to spend more on hair products, so they should get paid more.”

“Ah. Touche.”

Moral of the story: the opinions of those who like avocado smoothies tend to be a little off-the-wall.